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Why was the kitchen so rhythmic? Because Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars told us “Don’t believe me, just watch!” while we basted the bird for eight hours.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the background music so specific? Because the house speak...read more »

Why was the refrigerator judging Uncle Jim? Because the appliance...read more »

Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »

Why was everyone eating different things but tasting the same tur...read more »

Why was there a "QR Code" on the turkey’s leg? So Dad could pay t...read more »

In 2001, Thanksgiving was a portal to other worlds. We were obses...read more »

In 2005, Thanksgiving was about sharing your first viral video, w...read more »

Why was there a lead box on the table? Because 2025 is so high-te...read more »

In 2013, Thanksgiving was about trying to hit the high notes from...read more »

Why was everyone so relaxed about their jobs? Because the AI took...read more »

Why was nobody leaving for the mall? Because they were all "telep...read more »

Why was the dog so metallic? Because "Cyber-Pooch 2.0" doesn't sh...read more »

In 1996, Thanksgiving was caught between the screech of a 28.8k m...read more »

Why did the turkey join a band on Thanksgiving? Because he had th...read more »

@Legally_Blonde_Elle08/19/1996 04:39What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@OfficeWorker_9911/13/1995 12:46I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Dorm_Room_Hero05/25/1996 23:20My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Agent_Smith_0108/12/2009 02:46It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@CompuServe_Classic11/05/2012 13:25Premium humor for premium members.

@Tablet_User_1003/11/2007 23:38Tapping my way to a good mood.

@Retweet_King07/14/2001 15:53RT if you think this is funny!