2002 Classic: The Arthur Hiller Tribute
Why did he get the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award? Because in Hollywood, being a “Good Person” is the rarest award of all. Part of the… Read More »2002 Classic: The Arthur Hiller Tribute
2001 Classic: The “Lady Marmalade” Singer
“Voulez-vous coucher avec… the lights on?” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: The Remember the Titans
“I remember when we used to have fun.” “Honey, that was in the previous millennium. Get over it.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Remember the Titans
2000 Classic: The Optical Mouse
Why was the dad amazed? He had a mouse with a “red laser” and didn’t have to clean a ball ever again. Part of the… Read More »2000 Classic: The Optical Mouse
2000 Vintage: Snatch
Why did the British gangsters have such thick accents? Because Brad Pitt taught us that if you talk fast enough about “dags” (dogs), nobody will… Read More »2000 Vintage: Snatch
1998 Archive: The Buick LeSabre Periscope
Driving behind a massive steel sedan and noticing that the vehicle appears completely driverless except for a tiny patch of white hair hovering over the… Read More »1998 Archive: The Buick LeSabre Periscope
1998 Archive: The Tonic Water
Why was the tonic water so bubbly? It just heard its favorite swing song. Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski &… Read More »1998 Archive: The Tonic Water
1998 Legacy: The Multi-Tasking
What did “multi-tasking” mean in 1998? Typing in Word while waiting for Internet Explorer to open. Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The 1998 Retro… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Multi-Tasking
1998 Legacy: The Titanic VHS Rewind
It takes 15 minutes to rewind both tapes. That’s enough time to contemplate my mortality. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Titanic VHS Rewind
1998 Classic: Best Producer of the Year
Why Babyface (again)? Because he was still the only person who knew how to make the radio sound like silk. Part of the 38 Grammy… Read More »1998 Classic: Best Producer of the Year