Why did he get the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award? Because in Hollywood, being a “Good Person” is the rarest award of all.
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2025 Archive: The Best Original Song
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43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American Beauty, Stolen Statues & Billy’s Millennium” Edition
In 2000, the 72nd Academy Awards arrived with a sigh of relief th...read more »
38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
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2025 Classic: The "Emilia Pérez" Triple Win
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43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Honorary Award for Angela Bassett (Wait, she got it already)
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42 Oscars Jokes: The 2011 “The King’s Speech, Franco’s Nap & The Social Network Snub” Edition
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2024 Classic: The 2024 Final Oscars Vibe
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44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition
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I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
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