It takes 15 minutes to rewind both tapes. That’s enough time to contemplate my mortality.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Plug and Play laughter!
Letting this joke through the port.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
Heh heh heh. Good one.