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2000 Classic: The Optical Mouse

 Why was the dad amazed? He had a mouse with a “red laser” and didn’t have to clean a ball ever again.

Part of the 73 Office Groaners: The 2000 “New Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ace_Ventura_Pet01/02/2006 08:28Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Flash_Player_Fan04/01/1998 04:45Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei12/26/2011 12:27You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Courage_Dog09/01/1997 01:58The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Ferris_Bueller04/27/2007 06:11Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Austin_Powers_Y12/08/2013 03:57Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Under_Const_Gif11/10/1995 14:17This site is never finished... with humor!
@Noob_Slayer_X04/10/2009 17:06Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Warcraft_Orc07/14/2011 04:34Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Retro_End_User07/25/1997 12:34The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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