2013 Legacy: Taylor Swift’s “We Are Never Ever…”
Why the British accent? Because Taylor loves a good “Easter egg,” and using a fake accent on stage was her way of telling Harry Styles… Read More »2013 Legacy: Taylor Swift’s “We Are Never Ever…”
2012 Classic: The Higgs Boson
The God Particle walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve Higgs Bosons here.” The particle says, “But without me, the beer would… Read More »2012 Classic: The Higgs Boson
2012 Legacy: Curiosity Lands on Mars
Why were NASA scientists crying tears of joy? Because they managed to land a one-ton robot on another planet using a “Sky Crane,” while Congress… Read More »2012 Legacy: Curiosity Lands on Mars
2012 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background… Read More »2012 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
2011 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background… Read More »2011 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
2010 Vintage: The 3D Movie Hype
Everything is in 3D now. I told her our debt looks much more realistic in 3D. Part of the 61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram… Read More »2010 Vintage: The 3D Movie Hype
2009 Classic: Worst Actress
Why Sandra Bullock? For All About Steve, where she played a crossword puzzle addict who was the only person in the world more confused than the… Read More »2009 Classic: Worst Actress
2009 Vintage: The Fish
I’m “hooked” on Pandora. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The “Replay” Iyaz
My girl’s like a melody in my head. And this song is like a melody that won’t leave my head for three years. Part of… Read More »2009 Classic: The “Replay” Iyaz
2008 Vintage: The Gran Torino Guy
“Get off my lawn and change that bulb.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises archive. Historically Verified