2008 Vintage: The Gran Torino Guy
“Get off my lawn and change that bulb.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Ghost
“I preferred the flicker. It was more… atmospheric.” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World went “Touch” archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Ghost
2006 Vintage: The Print TV Guide Ritual
Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down. Part… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Print TV Guide Ritual
2005 Vintage: The Reddit Debut
Why did the lawyer hate the new site “Reddit”? Because suddenly everyone with a keyboard thought they could give legal advice for “Karma” instead of… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Reddit Debut
2003 Classic: The Simple Plan Fan
“I’m sorry I can’t be perfect… and screw this in straight.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great… Read More »2003 Classic: The Simple Plan Fan
2003 Classic: The Walk
When she walks through the park, the ducks form a line to complain to her. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo… Read More »2003 Classic: The Walk
2003 Vintage: The Bluetooth Earring
A guy walks in talking to his ear. The bartender says, “Are you a secret agent or just lonely?” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Bluetooth Earring
2002 Classic: The Arthur Hiller Tribute
Why did he get the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award? Because in Hollywood, being a “Good Person” is the rarest award of all. Part of the… Read More »2002 Classic: The Arthur Hiller Tribute
2002 Vintage: The Compact Flash Card
Why was it so big? Because 2002 tech required a memory card the size of a matchbox. Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The 2002… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Compact Flash Card
2002 Archive: The PDA Phone
Why was the device so thick? Because putting a screen and a keypad together in 2002 was like carrying a small dictionary. Part of the… Read More »2002 Archive: The PDA Phone