2003 Vintage: The Bluetooth Earring

A guy walks in talking to his ear. The bartender says, “Are you a secret agent or just lonely?”

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@The_Real_Morpheus09/20/2003 01:00What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Total_Recall_Fan10/08/2012 14:31Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Napoleon_Dyna04/05/2015 15:43Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Chocolate_Rain08/22/2011 11:45I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@One_Does_Not_S01/06/2000 06:08One does not simply read one joke.

@Rocket_Jumper12/07/1997 23:33This humor took me to new heights!

@Futurama_Fry_M03/05/2002 14:47Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.