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2003 Classic: The Simple Plan Fan

 “I’m sorry I can’t be perfect… and screw this in straight.”

Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great Blackout archive. Historically Verified

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@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli08/05/2010 01:07That still only counts as one laugh!
@Keyboard_Warrior08/22/1995 13:22F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie11/22/2008 05:06Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
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