Why so quiet? Because even the insurgents were busy trying to figure out how to do a “Socially Distanced Ambush.”
Part of the 31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!