2006 Vintage: The Print TV Guide Ritual

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Yahoo_Directory12/21/2006 07:37Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@StarWars_Nerd03/17/2012 12:19The farce is strong with this one!

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril03/05/2011 00:51He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Powerpuff_Bubbs08/08/2008 23:15Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Ancient_Aliens_G10/20/2012 04:09I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.