A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background noise of the tape itself.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The High-Top Valve Click
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2024 Archive: The Thermal Fax Preservation
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2024 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy liturgical book to verify a reading and finding a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The traditional deep velvet collection bags sitting unused in the...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition
In 2017, church life stood at a massive technological crossroads ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack
An attempt to play a background hymn from the teacher's smartphon...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket get...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Biometric Tithe Traffic
A massive bottleneck forming in the main center aisle during the ...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
2024 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
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2025 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older members of the parish council staring in deep disbelief...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2021 “Hybrid Services, QR Code Pews & Zoom Confirmation Classes” Edition
In 2021, church life entered a hybrid era, balancing a gradual re...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!