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2009 Classic: Worst Actress

 Why Sandra Bullock? For All About Steve, where she played a crossword puzzle addict who was the only person in the world more confused than the audience.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Transformers, G.I. Joe & Sandra’s Double Header” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Tay_Zonday_Fan03/24/2013 05:42Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
@Safari_Surfer07/23/2009 21:24A wild laugh appeared!

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