My girl’s like a melody in my head. And this song is like a melody that won’t leave my head for three years.
Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Oops, I laughed again!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.