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1996 Legacy: The Frosted Tips Maintenance

 Spending more on hair gel than I do on gas for my car just to look like I’m in a boy band.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Retro_Gamer_Girl12/31/1998 16:42Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan09/20/2006 08:35Silently laughing in the snow.
@Linkin_Park_Fan07/31/2012 06:41In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Bam_Margera_Fan09/08/2009 06:59Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Footloose_Ren03/09/2007 07:06Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Party_On_Garth07/17/2005 06:35I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Shagadelic_9705/13/2003 04:34This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Mocking_Sponge10/25/2007 21:46mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Reddit_Original08/30/2008 23:46The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@StrongBad_Mail06/07/1995 08:32I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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