Spending more on hair gel than I do on gas for my car just to look like I’m in a boy band.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Silently laughing in the snow.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
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This joke is very shagadelic, man!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!