“I remember when we used to have fun.” “Honey, that was in the previous millennium. Get over it.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The AI Relationship
"My AI assistant is my best friend!" "Does she understand you?" ...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought
"I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition
In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tron
Ares: "I'm entering the Grid!" "You're just wearing neon sneakers...read more »
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar 3 Mystery
"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Superman
Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!