Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
Taking a photo of me laughing!