Why was everyone screaming at the pug? Because the Polish viral video made us all think that any small animal in a costume was actually a giant mutant spider.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Break the Internet” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Underconsumption Core" Trend
Why were there so few dishes? Because the internet decided that "...read more »
2025 Classic: The First "Mars-Grown" Spud
Why was one potato worth $1,000? Because SpaceX brought back a ba...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Universal Basic Income" Debate
Why was everyone so relaxed about their jobs? Because the AI took...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "TikTok 2" (The Brain-Link)
Why was the niece twitching her eyes? She was "scrolling" through...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Red Pill” Edition
In 1999, Thanksgiving felt like the last meal on Earth. We were s...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Year of the Girl
Why was everything "Girl-themed"? We had "Girl Dinner" (cheese an...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluey "The Sign" Episode
Why were all the parents crying? Because a 28-minute cartoon abou...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Sentient" Fridge
Why was the refrigerator judging Uncle Jim? Because the appliance...read more »
2023 Legacy: Meta Quest 3
Why was the cousin "carving" the air? Because he was wearing mixe...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, Thanksgiving was about wearing 3D glasses at the table, ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Subscription" Gravy
Why was the sauce "locked" in the boat? Because the "Gravy-as-a-S...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Thanksgiving was a high-stakes drama. It was the year of...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Driverless Commute
Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Metaverse" Black Friday
Why was nobody leaving for the mall? Because they were all "telep...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
Shut up and take my laughter!