Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal. I’ve never felt so stressed about a missing person in a rainy town.
Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified
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Better than 16-bit graphics!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
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I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!