2016 Classic: The Hillary’s Emails

Why did the lawyer love 2016? Because “I don’t recall” became the national catchphrase for everyone under oath.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

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In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

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@Student_Life_0105/15/2015 13:26Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Courage_Dog06/18/2007 06:32The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@E_T_Phone_Home11/30/1998 14:04E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Numa_Numa_Guy12/23/2012 11:31Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@DMOZ_Volunteer09/18/1998 18:20Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Protoss_Pylon08/21/2008 05:47You must construct additional laughs!

@Leeroy_Jenkins02/04/1996 03:34At least I have chicken... and this joke!