2012 Classic: The Death of Neil Armstrong
Why did the world mourn the first man on the moon? To remember a time when “Greatness” meant going to the lunar surface, not just… Read More »2012 Classic: The Death of Neil Armstrong
2011 Vintage: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight! Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011 Royal… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Theodore
2011 Legacy: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Party
Why were the barracks so quiet? Because it turns out that “Professionalism” didn’t change just because people could be honest. Part of the 38 Military… Read More »2011 Legacy: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Party
2010 Archive: Operation Moshtarak (Marjah)
Why was it called a “Government in a Box”? Because the plan was to fly in a ready-made administration to a Taliban stronghold—proving that the… Read More »2010 Archive: Operation Moshtarak (Marjah)
2010 Classic: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never use “Google Docs”? Because he refuses to “collaborate” when he can “command.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Classic: The Professional Ego
2010 Classic: The Egg
I’m “cracking” the code of the algorithm. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The Boardwalk Empire Teaser
Why was everyone waiting? Because Steve Buscemi and Martin Scorsese promised a forbidden America where nobody drinks Martinis. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Boardwalk Empire Teaser
2010 Archive: The Modern Family Coronation
Why did it win Best Comedy in its first season? Because the Academy decided that looking at the camera after every dumb joke Phil Dunphy… Read More »2010 Archive: The Modern Family Coronation
2009 Legacy: The 17 Again Fan
None. They just wake up and find out the bulb is 20 years younger. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue… Read More »2009 Legacy: The 17 Again Fan
2009 Vintage: The Tiger in the Bathroom
Why is marriage like The Hangover? Because you wake up every morning wondering how you got here, who all these people are, and why there’s a wild… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Tiger in the Bathroom