Why were the barracks so quiet? Because it turns out that “Professionalism” didn’t change just because people could be honest.
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Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
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By the gods, this is a funny one!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Heh heh heh. Good one.