2008 Archive: The Ice Cube
“I’m melting faster than the ice caps… and the economy.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive.… Read More »2008 Archive: The Ice Cube
2008 Archive: The Twilight Suit
Why did the lawyer represent the vampires? To file a class-action suit against the sun for “unauthorized glittering.” Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Archive: The Twilight Suit
2006 Archive: The Pussycat Dolls Fan
“I don’t need a man… to change my 60-watt.” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Scissor Sisters “Ta-Dah”
Why “I Don’t Feel Like Dancin’”? For the Elton John-approved disco anthem that was impossible to ignore at any wedding or party. Part of the… Read More »2006 Classic: The Scissor Sisters “Ta-Dah”
2006 Classic: The Laptop Dock
Why was it so satisfying? The “Click” meant you were now a “Desktop Professional.” Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The 2006 “Wii Sports &… Read More »2006 Classic: The Laptop Dock
2005 Classic: The Narnia Sermon Illustration
The youth pastor spending forty-five minutes trying to explain the theological depth of Aslan’s sacrifice using a series of blurry internet printouts taped to a… Read More »2005 Classic: The Narnia Sermon Illustration
2005 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Car
He has a Ferrari with a license plate that says “INCISION.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Car
2005 Archive: The Gmail Invitation Value
Why did the accountant offer his lunch for a Gmail invite? Because in early 2005, having an “@gmail.com” address was more prestigious than a corner… Read More »2005 Archive: The Gmail Invitation Value
2005 Legacy: The Nut
I’m “cracking” the code for more followers. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Batman Begins Realness
Why did Dad wear a black towel on his back? Because Christian Bale proved Batman could be “gritty,” and Dad wanted to be the “Dark… Read More »2005 Classic: The Batman Begins Realness