Why did Dad wear a black towel on his back? Because Christian Bale proved Batman could be “gritty,” and Dad wanted to be the “Dark Knight of the Patio.”
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34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Vuvuzelas” Edition
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2024 Classic: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (Teasers)
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2024 Classic: The IF (Imaginary Friends)
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If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
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They do move in herds... funny jokes!
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My CPU is running hot after this one!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
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