1999 Legacy: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Finding a glossy, faded ticket stub from a summer screening of Star Wars: Episode I used to mark the place in the sanctuary Bible. Part… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
1999 Vintage: The Blue Millennium
Why was the cocktail blue? Because it was worried about the 1st of January. Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Blue Millennium
1999 Archive: The Polyester Robe Heatwave
The senior choir silently enduring a malfunctioning church furnace while trapped inside thick, non-breathable synthetic robes that retain 100% of body heat. Part of the… Read More »1999 Archive: The Polyester Robe Heatwave
1999 Vintage: The Ear Exam
“You have a lot of wax.” “Is it from the candles I bought for the Y2K blackout?” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Ear Exam
1999 Classic: The Fan
Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system. Part of the 59 Classic… Read More »1999 Classic: The Fan
1999 Vintage: Christina Aguilera
Why did she want to be a “Genie in a Bottle”? Because in 1999, the only way to get a teenage girl’s attention was to… Read More »1999 Vintage: Christina Aguilera
1998 Vintage: The Outboard
We bought a boat. A “hole in the water you throw money into.” My wife is the captain; I’m the one who cleans the barnacles.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Outboard
1997 Classic: The Daft Punk Loop
The kid who spent the entire computer lab session trying to make the speakers mimic the robotic vocal effects from the radio hits. Part of… Read More »1997 Classic: The Daft Punk Loop
1997 Archive: The Barney Incident
Why was the 1997 Macy’s Parade rated R? Because 2 million people watched the NYPD “arrest” Barney the Dinosaur with combat knives after high winds… Read More »1997 Archive: The Barney Incident
1997 Archive: The Absinthe
A guy orders Absinthe. Five minutes later, he’s having a deep conversation with a green fairy about the meaning of “The Verve.” Part of the… Read More »1997 Archive: The Absinthe