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1999 Vintage: Christina Aguilera

 Why did she want to be a “Genie in a Bottle”? Because in 1999, the only way to get a teenage girl’s attention was to promise her three wishes and a catchy pop hook.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 1999 “Red Pill & Y2K” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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