2004 Legacy: The Waiting Room
The magazines are finally from 2003. There’s a “Cutting Edge” article about how the Motorola Razr is the last phone anyone will ever need. Part… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Waiting Room
2004 Classic: The Sky Captain
A guy orders a drink and says it looks “sepia-toned.” The bartender says, “That’s just the dirty glass.” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Classic: The Sky Captain
2004 Archive: The Napoleon Dynamite Trend
The principal holding an emergency assembly to announce that anyone who told a teacher “Your mom goes to college” would get an automatic detention. Part… Read More »2004 Archive: The Napoleon Dynamite Trend
2004 Archive: The Cellular Waistband Protocol
Upgrading to a modern mobile telephone but keeping the exact same massive, rugged leather carrying pouch clipped tightly to a braided leather belt next to… Read More »2004 Archive: The Cellular Waistband Protocol
2003 Vintage: The Stethoscope
“Your heart is beating fast.” “I’m excited!” “I’m not, I’m the one who has to bill you.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Stethoscope
2001 Classic: The Shrek Premiere
Why did the President like Shrek? Because it was a story about an outsider who takes over a castle and everyone eventually learns to love… Read More »2001 Classic: The Shrek Premiere
2001 Archive: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition… Read More »2001 Archive: The Alpine
2000 Archive: Christina vs. Britney
Why did Christina Aguilera win Best New Artist? Because the Academy wanted to prove they preferred “The Voice” over “The Schoolgirl Outfit,” starting a fan… Read More »2000 Archive: Christina vs. Britney
2000 Classic: The LCD Laptop
Why did the salesman look sideways at his screen? Because 2000-era viewing angles meant if he moved his head, the spreadsheet vanished. Part of the… Read More »2000 Classic: The LCD Laptop
2000 Classic: The What Women Want
A guy gets the power to hear women’s thoughts. After ten minutes, he begs for a lobotomy because “it’s just a constant loop of ‘why is he… Read More »2000 Classic: The What Women Want