2004 Classic: The Sky Captain

A guy orders a drink and says it looks “sepia-toned.” The bartender says, “That’s just the dirty glass.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee01/08/2000 00:03A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Baywatch_Runner08/30/2013 22:00Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Walter_Sobchak08/06/2008 01:56Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Goldmember_I_L06/10/2012 05:44I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Opera_User_9902/25/1995 02:05Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.