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2004 Archive: The Cellular Waistband Protocol

Upgrading to a modern mobile telephone but keeping the exact same massive, rugged leather carrying pouch clipped tightly to a braided leather belt next to a bottle of antacids.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2004 “Razor Phones, DVD Recorders & Flat Screen Suspicion” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Alt_Vista_Searcher07/04/2002 09:31I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Futurama_Bender10/24/2015 15:53Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Spice_Girl_Posh04/30/2008 09:26Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Pentium_Power08/07/2005 19:35My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Under_Const_Gif09/08/1996 04:20This site is never finished... with humor!
@Netscape_Now_B10/21/2008 06:01I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Safari_Surfer05/16/2008 12:57A wild laugh appeared!

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