A guy gets the power to hear women’s thoughts. After ten minutes, he begs for a lobotomy because “it’s just a constant loop of ‘why is he breathing so loud?'”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
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