2003 Vintage: The Stethoscope

“Your heart is beating fast.” “I’m excited!” “I’m not, I’m the one who has to bill you.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Wild_Thornberry05/05/2002 20:44Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@White_Goodman_G10/09/2004 23:17We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club05/06/2002 16:30All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Reddit_Original11/18/2015 04:11The front page of the internet... in 1999!

@Runescape_Noob07/10/1996 23:13Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!