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1999 Legacy: The Movie Ticket Bookmark

Finding a glossy, faded ticket stub from a summer screening of Star Wars: Episode I used to mark the place in the sanctuary Bible.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Countdown, Millennium Bugs & Dial-Up Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid11/25/2005 11:01Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Zoolander_Blue08/25/2001 07:32Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Sixth_Sense_Cole01/15/2012 11:16I see funny people... everywhere!
@Illidan_Blind02/07/2015 13:24I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Boxxy_Queen05/01/2003 12:13I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
@Challenge_Acc09/03/2000 16:46Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@Opera_User_9907/30/2002 02:53Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
@Web_2_0_Fan08/27/2002 06:13This is the future of humor!

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