2008 Archive: The Twilight Suit

Why did the lawyer represent the vampires? To file a class-action suit against the sun for “unauthorized glittering.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Oregon_Trail_Survivor09/12/2010 14:42You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@WAP_Navigator09/01/1996 05:07Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Austin_Powers_Groovy01/23/1999 23:02Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Titanic_Jack12/03/2008 01:08I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa12/04/1998 19:04They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Brazil_Terry_G04/12/1999 10:40Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.