2010 Classic: The Professional Ego

Why does a lawyer never use “Google Docs”? Because he refuses to “collaborate” when he can “command.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

@WiFi_Zero_One02/12/2006 05:13Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Uncle_Rico_9807/26/1998 21:49I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Champ_Kind_Wham12/13/2004 13:06WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@AllYourBase_9911/07/2001 05:45All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Me_Gusta_Face02/18/1995 16:47Me Gusta this joke. Very much.