2015 Archive: The Rain
I’m “pouring” my thoughts into a caption. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Kim Kardashian “Break the Internet”
Why were lawyers busy when Kim “broke the internet”? They were filing a class-action suit against her for “loss of global productivity and server-side emotional… Read More »2014 Classic: The Kim Kardashian “Break the Internet”
2014 Legacy: The Desktop
I’m “surface” deep in the app store. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Legacy: The Story
She tells a story about her childhood that always proves I’m not qualified to use a toaster. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Story
2014 Archive: The “Turn Down for What” Drop
Why did the table break? Because DJ Snake and Lil Jon provided the ultimate “beat drop” for anyone who thought jumping off the porch into… Read More »2014 Archive: The “Turn Down for What” Drop
2014 Vintage: The Beatles Reunion
Why were Paul and Ringo together? To remind everyone that no matter how many robots or rappers are in the room, the Fab Four still… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Beatles Reunion
2013 Vintage: The Iron Man 3 Success
Why did the President relate to Tony Stark? Because they both had a lot of “Drones” and a “Heart” that was occasionally powered by a… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Iron Man 3 Success
2013 Archive: The Sharknado
A guy asks for a drink with a plastic shark in it. The bartender says, “The movie was bad enough, don’t ruin the gin too.”… Read More »2013 Archive: The Sharknado
2013 Classic: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2013 Classic: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
2012 Archive: The Ghost
“I liked the old bulb. It had more ‘unsolved mystery’ vibes.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Archive: The Ghost