Why did the table break? Because DJ Snake and Lil Jon provided the ultimate “beat drop” for anyone who thought jumping off the porch into a pile of cushions was a good idea.
Part of the 32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Awesome Mixes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Professional humor for professional people.
Silently laughing in the snow.
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