Why did the President relate to Tony Stark? Because they both had a lot of “Drones” and a “Heart” that was occasionally powered by a glowing battery.
Part of the 35 Presidential Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Healthcare 404” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
First! And it’s funny!