Why were lawyers busy when Kim “broke the internet”? They were filing a class-action suit against her for “loss of global productivity and server-side emotional trauma.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
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