Why was the salesman looking at a digital 3D bird? Because he wanted to “feel the weather” of the client’s office. Part of the 76… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Google Maps “Immersive View” (Year 2)
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.” Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2023 Classic: The Port
Why did the Russian General get caught? Because he used an unencrypted cell phone to call home, proving that “High Tech” is useless if you… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Bio-Metric” Failure of 2022
Why were we all “Maidenless”? Because FromSoftware gave us a world so beautiful and brutal that we spent 100 hours dying to a lady with… Read More »2022 Classic: The Elden Ring Release
Elon Musk owns the bird now. I’m currently watching the site set itself on fire in real-time. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022… Read More »2022 Archive: The 2022 Twitter “Bird” Purchase
Why was Cassie hiding in a bathtub? Because in 2022, she proved that high school drama is even more intense when there’s a carousel horse… Read More »2022 Legacy: Euphoria (Season 2)
Three of the biggest stars in the world and a lot of CGI. 2021 is the year of the “Blockbuster Streaming” movie. Part of the… Read More »2021 Archive: The Red Notice Budget
Why was the Packers’ QB in the news for a week? Because he used the word “immunized” to mean “not vaccinated,” proving that even the… Read More »2021 Classic: The Aaron Rodgers “Immunized” Saga
He’s crying on Instagram because his ex is in Hawaii. 2020 is a “heartbroken” year for Latin pop. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Hawái” Maluma
The “Atomic Bomb” of 2020 Saturday nights at home. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.