2019 Archive: The Best Animated Feature
Why did the Spider-Man movie win? Because it looked like a comic book came to life and punched the Academy in the face with color.… Read More »2019 Archive: The Best Animated Feature
2019 Classic: The Folder
I’m “organizing” my digital watch-list. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The Ted Lasso Teaser
Why the whispers? Because Apple TV+ was just warming up, and nobody knew that optimism was about to become the new global currency. Part of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Ted Lasso Teaser
2018 Archive: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity Edition… Read More »2018 Archive: The Robin
2018 Archive: The Favourite Duck Race
Why were the queens so weird? Because Yorgos Lanthimos proved that 18th-century royalty was mostly just throwing lobsters at people and having 17 rabbits in… Read More »2018 Archive: The Favourite Duck Race
2017 Archive: Twenty One Pilots’ Pants
Why did they take their pants off to accept an award? To fulfill a pact they made years ago as nobodies—and to remind us that… Read More »2017 Archive: Twenty One Pilots’ Pants
2016 Legacy: The “Close the Rings” Obsession
Why was the manager doing laps around the boardroom? His Apple Watch told him he was 20 calories away from a virtual trophy. Part of the 69… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Close the Rings” Obsession
2015 Classic: The Bridge of Spies “Would it help?”
Why Mark Rylance? For proving that a spy can be the most interesting character in a movie just by being calm and asking if worrying… Read More »2015 Classic: The Bridge of Spies “Would it help?”
2015 Archive: The Rain
I’m “pouring” my thoughts into a caption. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The Port
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.” Part of the 45 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Archive: The Port