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2016 Legacy: The “Close the Rings” Obsession

 Why was the manager doing laps around the boardroom? His Apple Watch told him he was 20 calories away from a virtual trophy.

Part of the 69 Office Groaners: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & No Headphone Jack” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gladiator_Maximus10/01/2004 03:37Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Rewritable_CD12/27/2010 13:38I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Fargo_Marge03/20/2011 04:10Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Snatch_Mickey12/12/2003 21:19Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Goosebumps_Kid06/11/2001 22:50Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Captain_Obvious12/10/2000 12:48This is a comment on a funny joke.
@Retweet_King02/11/1999 08:47RT if you think this is funny!

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