Michael Keaton is back in the stripes and he hasn’t aged a day (mostly because of the makeup, but still).
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
A wild laugh appeared!
Tapping my way to a good mood.