Why did the world mourn the first man on the moon? To remember a time when “Greatness” meant going to the lunar surface, not just getting 10,000 retweets for a snappy comeback.
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🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The UK General Election
Why did Keir Starmer win such a massive majority? Because after 1...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Water Wars of 2025
Why were neighboring countries fighting over rain? Because "cloud...read more »
2024 Legacy: Raygun’s Breakdancing
Why was an Australian professor the star of the Olympics? Because...read more »
34 Politicians Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Innovations” Edition
In 2009, the world was nursing a financial hangover while trying ...read more »
37 Politicians Jokes: The 1998 “Cigar & Search Engines” Edition
In 1998, politics moved from the front pages to the "Breaking New...read more »
39 Politicians Jokes: The 2015 “Escalators & Emissions” Edition
In 2015, the world felt like it was shifting gears at 100 mph. It...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Moon Mining Act
Why were they fighting over Helium-3? Because in 2025, it was the...read more »
35 Politicians Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Prophecies & Martian Pictures” Edition
In 2012, the world was supposedly ending, but politicians were to...read more »
41 Politicians Jokes: The 2016 “Brexit, Walls & Wildcards” Edition
In 2016, reality decided to take a vacation and let the internet ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Global Cooling Theory
Why did some claim it was too cold in 2025? Because after install...read more »
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2025 Classic: The "Robot Dog" Border Patrol
Why were the mechanical dogs ineffective? Because people started ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Brain-Chip" Lobbying
Why did Neuralink become a problem? Because lobbyists started sen...read more »
31 Politicians Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophones & Software” Edition
In 1995, politics felt like a game of Minesweeper—one wrong click...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart City" Rebellion
Why did citizens turn off the smart streetlights? Because in 2025...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
The future is laughing at us.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.