2011 Vintage: The Theodore

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner07/03/2010 20:03Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Toy_Story_Buzz11/22/2000 04:02To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Rocket_Power_9903/12/2002 03:15We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Badger_Badger_M12/28/1997 19:22Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Blogger_Default06/12/2002 18:50Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Arthas_Fan_0202/24/2004 11:59Succeeding you, father... in laughing!