2005 Legacy: The Hitch Rules
Will Smith taught me that 90% of a kiss is your job, and 10% is hers. I tried it; she was waiting for the other… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Hitch Rules
2005 Classic: The King of Queens
My husband thinks he’s Doug Heffernan. I told him I’m definitely Carrie, but without the cool job in the city. Part of the 62 Marriage… Read More »2005 Classic: The King of Queens
2005 Vintage: Walk the Line
Why was Joaquin Phoenix so deep? Because in 2005, he became Johnny Cash so well that we forgot he ever played a creepy Roman Emperor.… Read More »2005 Vintage: Walk the Line
2004 Legacy: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Ida
2004 Legacy: The Launch of Firefox 1.0
Why did the fox hug the world? Because we were all desperate to escape the “security nightmare” of Internet Explorer and finally have tabs that… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Launch of Firefox 1.0
2004 Classic: The Flip Phone snapping
She snaps her phone shut so hard I’m surprised it doesn’t create a sonic boom. Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook &… Read More »2004 Classic: The Flip Phone snapping
2004 Archive: The Closing Argument
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Top 8” friends. Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004… Read More »2004 Archive: The Closing Argument
2004 Classic: The Blood Pressure
It went up when the doctor told me he doesn’t take ‘TheFacebook’ messages as official appointments. Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook… Read More »2004 Classic: The Blood Pressure
2003 Legacy: The Friendster
My wife joined a “social network.” She spent four hours finding her high school boyfriend. I spent four hours wondering why I’m making my own… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Friendster
2002 Classic: The Search
Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the internet. Part of the 63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Classic: The Search