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2009 Classic: The Final Toast

 “To a decade of weird phones, social networks, and really good beer!”

Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
 "I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
 A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Sonic 3
 A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twitch Streamer
 A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
 A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
 A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
 A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluey Dad
 A guy walks in looking exhausted and says, "I just want to be Ba...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Very Demure
 A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer07/09/2008 06:20You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Diablo_Cow_Level08/21/2012 15:11There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Mean_Girls_Regina09/25/2004 23:15Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Startup_Kid03/10/2001 05:07Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Winamp_Playlist05/04/2002 00:16Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Yugioh_Duelist10/09/2008 15:56You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@StumbleUpon_User06/08/1995 12:30I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Leet_Speaker_7705/28/2000 02:397h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Cool_Story_Bro05/05/2013 02:43Actually, it IS a cool story!

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