2010 Classic: Kings of Leon “Use Somebody”
Why did it win Record of the Year? Because that “Whoa-oh-oh” hook was the only thing rock fans and pop fans could agree on for… Read More »2010 Classic: Kings of Leon “Use Somebody”
2010 Archive: The Gym Socks
Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun. Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic”… Read More »2010 Archive: The Gym Socks
2009 Archive: The File
I’m “zipping” up the 2000s. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Final Toast
“To a decade of weird phones, social networks, and really good beer!” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive.… Read More »2009 Classic: The Final Toast
2009 Legacy: The Dirty Projectors “Bitte Orca”
Why the complex vocals? For the year indie rock got “art-school” smart and everyone loved it. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes:… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Dirty Projectors “Bitte Orca”
2009 Classic: The Star Trek Reboot
“I’m the young James T. Kirk!” “You’re the middle-aged Jim from accounting, and your ‘Enterprise’ is a 2005 Honda Civic.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Classic: The Star Trek Reboot
2008 Legacy: The Apple App Store Launch
Why was this the end of productivity? Because now instead of governing, politicians could spend their time playing “Angry Birds” and pretending it was a… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Apple App Store Launch
2007 Legacy: The Best Original Score
Why did Gustavo Santaolalla win again? Because he’s the only man who can win two Oscars in a row by playing three notes on a… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Best Original Score
2007 Classic: The 300 Movie
Why was the carving so intense? Because Dad screamed, “THIS IS SPARTA!” before he plunged the fork into the bird. Part of the 37 Thanksgiving… Read More »2007 Classic: The 300 Movie
2006 Vintage: Disney Buys Pixar
Why was the table so “corporate”? Because Mickey Mouse now owned Buzz Lightyear, and we were all waiting for a “Cars” crossover with the gravy… Read More »2006 Vintage: Disney Buys Pixar