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1998 Vintage: The Supermarket Scanner Stand-Off

Demanding that the cashier manually type in the price of a can of creamed corn because the automated laser scanner registered a price that was two cents higher than the shelf label.

Part of the 37 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1998 “Windows 98, Furby Owls & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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