Why was coffee in the NBA Bubble $20? Because Jimmy Butler opened a cafe in his hotel room and charged his millionaire colleagues full price because he knew they had nowhere else to go.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »
2025 Classic: The PGA vs. LIV "Peace" Deal
Why was the merger so slow? Because lawyers move slower than a Su...read more »
The Swimming Pool
Diving deep into the world of aquatic humor.Why don’t swimmers ev...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition
In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition
In 2023, the sports world was about ending droughts and starting ...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition
In 2005, logic went out the window. A team from Liverpool came ba...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Lamine Yamal" 18th Birthday
Why did he get a car? Because he was finally old enough to drive ...read more »
2025 Archive: The UFC "Conor" Return?
Why was the 2025 poster still "TBA"? Because we’ve been waiting f...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mahomes Three-Peat Chase
Why was the rest of the NFL living in a basement? Because Patrick...read more »
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The Billiards Break
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
RT if you think this is funny!