2015 Vintage: The Dress Schism
Why did the middle school cafeteria turn into a full-scale riot in February? Because a single picture of a lace dress split the student body… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Dress Schism
2015 Legacy: The Tony Hale Win
Why did Gary win again? For proving that holding a purse for Julia Louis-Dreyfus is the most rewarding job in show business. Part of the… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Tony Hale Win
2015 Vintage: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” some serious theories. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Lime
I’m in the “limelight” of the web. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Jimmie Johnson “Six-Pack” Over
Why was Kevin Harvick the champ? Because the new “Elimination” format in NASCAR proved that being the most consistent isn’t as important as winning the… Read More »2014 Classic: The Jimmie Johnson “Six-Pack” Over
2014 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Gaia Weiss for The Legend of Hercules? For being the latest victim of the “beautiful but bewildered” casting trope. Part of the 36 Razzie Awards… Read More »2014 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
2014 Archive: The Transplant
“We found a donor, but they didn’t have enough ‘Cloud Storage’ for their medical history.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket… Read More »2014 Archive: The Transplant
2014 Archive: The Scared Snake
What do you call a snake that’s a designer? A “boa” constructor. Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive.… Read More »2014 Archive: The Scared Snake
2013 Archive: The Beyonce “Surprise Album”
Why did everyone at the airport freak out in December? Because Queen Bey dropped an album with no warning and the Wi-Fi crashed instantly. Part… Read More »2013 Archive: The Beyonce “Surprise Album”
2013 Vintage: The Evidence
Why did the lawyer bring a “Windows Phone” to court? To prove that his client was a victim of “terrible life choices.” Part of the… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Evidence